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TERMS OF SERVICE
By using www.michellekeinan.com and/or www.goddesswifeschool.com, referred to as this “Site”, all visitors, referred to as “user”,“you” and “your” are bound by these Terms of Service. The terms “we,” “us,” and “our”refer to Satisfied Wife, LLC (the “Company”), owner of www.michellekeinan.com and www.goddesswifeschool.com. Accessing this Site constitutes a use of the Site and an acceptance to the Terms provided herein. By using the Site, you agree to these Terms of Service, without modification, and acknowledge reading them. We reserve the right to change these Terms of Service or to impose new conditions on use of the Site, from time to time, in which case we will post the revised Terms of Service on this Site. By continuing to use the Site after we post any such changes means you accept the new Terms of Service with the modifications.
To access or use the Site, you must be 18 years or older and have the requisite power and authority to enter into these Terms of Service. In order to use the Site, you may be required to provide information about yourself including your name, email address, and other personal information. You agree that any registration information you give to the Company will always be accurate, correct and up to date. You must not impersonate someone else or provide account information or an email address other than your own. Your account must not be used for any illegal or unauthorized purpose. You must not, in the use of the Site, violate any laws in your jurisdiction.
You may use the Site for lawful purposes only. You shall not post or transmit through the Site any material which violates or infringes the rights of others, or which is threatening,abusive, defamatory, libelous, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, vulgar, obscene,profane or otherwise objectionable, contains injurious formulas, recipes, or instructions,which encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any law.
PURCHASE AND REFUND POLICY
By clicking “Buy Now,” “Purchase,” or any other phrase on the purchase button, or entering your credit card information, or otherwise enrolling, electronically, verbally, or otherwise, you (“Client”) agree to be provided with products, programs, or services by the Company unless a separate Terms of Purchase Agreement is provided at purchase. No refunds will be given for any products purchased online.
SATISFIED WIFE, LLC INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
The Site purchased contain intellectual property owned by Satisfied Wife, LLC, including, without limitation, trademarks, copyrights, proprietary information and other intellectual property as well as the Satisfied Wife, LLC / www.michellekeinan.com / Goddess Wife School/ www.goddesswifeschool.com / Satisfied Wife name, logo, all designs, text, graphics, photographs, other files, and the selection and arrangement thereof. You may, view, print and/or download one copy of the Materials from this web site on any single computer solely for your personal, informational, non-commercial use, provided you keep intact all copyright and other proprietary notices. You may not modify, publish, transmit, participate in the transfer or sale of, create derivative works from, distribute, display, reproduce or perform, or in any way exploit in any format whatsoever any of the Site content or intellectual property, in whole or in part without our prior written consent. We reserve the right to immediately remove you from the Site, without refund, if you are caught violating this intellectual property policy.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
You agree that under no circumstances shall we be liable for direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, punitive, exemplary, or any other damages arising out of your use of the site. Additionally, Satisfied Wife, LLC is not liable for damages in connection with (i) any failure of performance, error, omission, denial of service, attack, interruption, deletion, defect, delay inoperation or transmission, computer virus or line or system failure; (ii) loss of revenue, anticipated profits, business, savings, goodwill or data; and (iii) third party theft of, destruction of, unauthorized access to, alteration of, or use of your information or property, regardless of our negligence, gross negligence, failure of an essential purpose and whether such liability arises in negligence, contract, tort, or any other theory of legal liability. The foregoing applies even if the Satisfied Wife, LLC has been advised of the possibility of or could have foreseen the damages. In those states that do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for the damages, our liability is limited to the fullest possible extent permitted by law. In no event shall Satisfied Wife, LLC cumulative liability to you exceed $100.
THIRD PARTY RESOURCES
The Site may contain links to third-party websites and resources. You acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible or liable for the availability, accuracy, content or policies of third party websites or resources. Links to such websites or resources do not imply any endorsement by or affiliation with the Company. You acknowledge sole responsibility for and assume all risk arising from your use of any such websites or resources.
You shall indemnify and hold us harmless from and against any and all losses, damages, settlements, liabilities, costs, charges, assessments and expenses, as well as third party claims and causes of action, including, without limitation, attorneys’ fees, arising out of any breach by you of any of these Terms of Service, or any use by you of the Site. You shall provide us with such assistance, without charge, as we may request in connection with any such defense, including, without limitation, providing us with such information, documents, records and reasonable access to you, as we deem necessary.You shall not settle any third party claim or waive any defense without our prior written consent.
RELEASE OF CLAIMS
In no event will the Company be liable to any party for any type of direct, indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages for any use of or reliance on our Site or its Content. You hereby release the Company from any and all claims including those related to personal or business interruptions, misapplication or information, orany other loss, condition, or issue.
Certain sections of the Site or its Content may allow you to make purchases from us or from other merchants. If you make a purchase from us on or through our Website or its Content, all information obtained during your purchase or transaction and all of the information that you give as part of the transaction, such as your name, address, method of payment, credit card number, and billing information, may be collected by both us, the merchant, and our payment processing company.
Your participation, correspondence or business dealings with any affiliate, individual or company found on or through our Website, all purchase terms, conditions,representations or warranties associated with payment, refunds, and/or delivery related to your purchase, are solely between you and the merchant. You agree that we shall not be responsible or liable for any loss, damage, refunds, or other matters of any sort that incurred as the result of such dealings with a merchant.
We have no responsibility or liability for these independent policies of the payment processing companies and Merchants. In addition, when you make certain purchases through our Site or its Content, you may be subject to the additional terms and conditions of a payment processing company, Merchant or us that specifically apply to your purchase. For more information regarding a Merchant and its terms and conditions that may apply, visit that merchant’s Website and click on its information links or contact the Merchant directly.
You release us, our affiliates, our payment processing company, and merchants from any damages that you incur, and agree not to assert any claims against us or them,arising from your purchase through or use of our Website or its Content.
Satisfied Wife, LLC will always perform the aforementioned services to the best of Company’s ability. Any issues related to Satisfied Wife, LLC shall be addressed with the Company directly to find a resolution that works for both parties. The Client shall not “disparage” or leave any negative statements, reviews, comments, or feedback, whether written or oral, about Michelle Keinan, The Satisfied Wife, Goddess Wife School (TM), Radically Selfish, Being Your Body, City Wellness Collective, the team, products, events, or anything else associated with the services provided in any form. This will include all written or electronic communication, whether email, text message, use of LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Yelp, Google Reviews, or any Social Media, etc.
Satisfied Wife, LLC is committed to helping each Client achieve their unique personal goals, but you are solely responsible for your progress and results from the Services. The Company has made every effort to accurately represent the Services, but ultimately, your participation and commitment are up to each individual completely. We make no representations or guarantees regarding performance other than those specifically written in this Agreement. Because of the nature of the Services, the results experienced by clients vary significantly. You accept responsibility for this variance. We are not responsible for any decisions you make as a result of the Services, or for any consequences of those decisions.
By using www.michellekeinan.com or www.goddesswifeschool.com, referred to as this "Site", all visitors, referred to as "user", "you" and "your" are bound by these Disclaimers. The terms "we," "us," and "our refer to Satisfied Wife, LLC (the "Company"), owner of www.michellekeinan.com and www.goddesswifeschool.com. Accessing this Site constitutes a use of the Site and an acceptance to the Disclaimers provided herein.
The company makes no representation or warranty that the information provided, regardless of its source (the "Content"), is accurate, complete, reliable, current or error-free. The Company disclaims all liability for any inaccuracy, error or incompleteness in the Content.
By visiting the Website and/or reading or otherwise utilizing the Company's Content, you acknowledge the Company and its representatives are not medical professionals, licensed psychologists, attorneys, or financial advisers, and the services or information provided here do not replace the care of medical or other licensed professionals. Any information provided here is in no way to be construed or substituted as medical advice or psychological counseling or any other type of therapy or advice.
You acknowledge that the Company has not and does not make any representations as to the future outcomes that may be derived as a result of use of the Company's website, programs, products or services. Testimonials, earnings, or examples shown through Company's website, programs, and/or services are only examples of what may be possible. There can be no assurance as to any particular outcome based on the use of the Company's programs and/or services.
GOVERNING LAW; VENUE; MEDIATION
We will attempt to resolve any dispute in connection with this Agreement on an amicable basis, through our prompt, good faith discussions and non binding mediation.
This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States of America and the State of New York, regardless of the conflict of laws principles thereof. If a dispute is not resolved first by good-faith negotiation between the parties to this Agreement, any controversy or dispute to this Agreement will be submitted to the American Arbitration Association. The arbitration shall occur within ninety (90) days from the date of the initial arbitration demand and shall take place in the state of NJ or via telephone. The Parties shall cooperate in exchanging and expediting discovery as part of the arbitration process and shall cooperate with each other to ensure that the arbitration process is completed within the ninety (90) day period. The written decision of the arbitrators (which will provide for the payment of costs, including attorneys’ fees) will be absolutely binding and conclusive and not subject to judicial review, and may be entered and enforced in any court of proper jurisdiction, either as a judgment of law or decree inequity, as circumstances may indicate.
If any term, provision, covenant, or condition of this Agreement is held by an arbitrator or court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, void, or unenforceable, the rest of the Agreement shall remain in full force and effect and shall in no way be affected, impaired,or invalidated.
These Terms of Service bind and insure to the benefit of the parties’ successors and assigns. These Terms of Service are not assignable, delegable or otherwise transferable by you. Any transfer, assignment or delegation by you is invalid.
ENTIRE AGREEMENT; WAIVER; HEADINGS
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Satisfied Wife, LLC pertaining to the Site and supersedes all prior and contemporaneous agreements, representations, and understandings between us. No waiver of any of the provisions of this Agreement by Satisfied Wife, LLC shall be deemed, or shall constitute, a waiver of any other provision, whether or not similar, nor shall any waiver constitute a continuing waiver. No waiver shall be binding unless executed in writing by Satisfied Wife, LLC. The subject headings of this Agreement are included for convenience only and shall not affect the construction or interpretation of any of its provisions.
If you have any questions or concerns regarding these Terms of Service, please email: support(at)michellekeinan(dot)com.
Updated: January 1, 2021